you must take my whole family to the chinese buffet to ask my father for my hand in marriage

Nobody got no morals n everyone think tht shit cool

there’s just not enough hours in a day for me to learn everything I want to learn

lmk when they start live updating the electoral map so i can take a 100mg edible

Cuban ppl be like :“ TRÖMP‼️”

Extremists on both sides make me sick. Please get that hate out of your heart.

when it’s 1 am and the headlining dj finally comes out

Me when someone says “afters?”

Mac Miller’s album ‘Balloonerism’ will officially be released soon.

Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost

No one wants to fucking get chilis anymore

everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people

announcing a concert with presale the very next day… yeah this needs to end.

4pm sunset is killing our strongest women

is there a CEO of FAFSA?

me on the way to la michoacana

yall be like idk how you do it… I HAVE TO!!!!

it is physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent and more weird and evil and devoid of empathy by the day

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right