sadly gained one too many followers to freely crack juvenile sex jokes here

selling courses online is the male version of onlyfans

Used to have a better sense of humor when I was a man of limited means.

lisan al gaib

They will keep procrastinating high-resolution streaming for every trivial consumer app feature.

Rupi Kaur of techbros

And imagine if he supports Delhi Capitals as well

hazāroñ ḳhvāhisheñ aisī ki har ḳhvāhish pe dam nikle bahut nikle mire armān phir bhī bc kam nikle ~ Ghalib of Dilli

Niche insights delivered with humour

Cure to male loneliness is a buzz cut

Put me in office and I'll make Mondays great again.

LOL, what a farce! Deleted Dia recently. Developing a Chrome extension with it was increasingly difficult, and the close tab button stopped working. Couldn't create meaningful AI workflows either. Now using Arc for most things and Chrome for broader development.

something something unrequited love

Next Shah Jahan is commissioning a model to save his dead wife's consciousness, while you struggle to deliver shareholder value.

it’s always a constant battle against entropy everywhere and then sometimes you do your job too well and you need to reintroduce some entropy

Recovery > Reps

caffeine begets caffeine

me telling mum about larry ellisons wealth & oracle's stock price rise mum (who worked on oracle 5 when it first came to india in the early 90's) : you know the full form of oracle? me: i didn't know there was a full form?? her: One Real A** Called Larry Ellison me: .....

I just upvoted Notion 1.0 Web + Mac App on Product Hunt 😸. Check it out: ift.tt/2fpRUhX #Tech