whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris Brown posted “Free Tory” yesterday and got arrested today…

Beyoncé: Who wants that perfect love story anyway??? Me:

He should’ve had a bald head by now and been long gone 😭 That boy went home and got fresh — Now they showing him off like they caught a large sea bass 😩😭

Remssx✨ One thing i have come to realize about men is they are not liars, they tell you or show you exactly how they feel about you but we women blind ourselves to their true nature. Her first mistake was thinking “she could change him”.

AirBnB hosts charging a $200 cleaning fee while simultaneously demanding you clean every square inch of the rental to exacting specifications remains the biggest scam in modern history.

Thankful I can afford to pay bills but gadddaammnnn na😐

i did an experiment today cus this is bothering me to the core. i turned my living room ran on BLAST sat on the floor with 50% of my ass out and laid there to discover what i already knew. U CAN FEEL WHEN YO ASS IS OUT OMFG!!!!!

I think about how fine Aaron Pierre is & holler like Angelica mama

you can never convince me true love ain’t out there

Damn Apple, that was my lunch money 😭

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

When you take your mom to the Doctor for a Physical and they ask her the President’s name and she hates him so much she won’t utter it! 😂😂😂😂

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