i'd put the entire stove in the dishwasher if i could

I'd be on a first name basis, and they'd still know me well

watching a man unsend a message because you didn’t reply back is so funny

i know my story gonna have a happy ending, GOD got his hands all over my life.

IF WE NEVER SPEAK AGAIN WHOOPTY DOOOO

I love it. Drown me in it.

I'll throw a car at a ngga if I could

to be loved is to be seen to be loved is to be known to be loved is to be considered

tiktok videos already be funny but boy when you hit them comments you gone cough up a lung 😂😭

WE??? who is we ?😂😂😂

not giving up just taking a break

God please don’t send no nonchalant man my way😭 my husband gotta be so in love with me and it should be loud! He should be very expressive. As in people can tell from his actions that I’m the love of his life.

flowers must be stuck in the mail🤣🤣🤣

keep em jealous, apply that pressure🤍

lmao yeah ain’t nothin out here for me🤣

when you’re 3rd wheeling and they start arguing and one of them makes a valid point

Me up at 3AM after I finished a good tv series and now I’m just googling the cast

Once a nigga pull out a vape i can’t 😂😂

Mannn niggas wasn’t not outside, he lost his mind on this mixtape smh…

Me when I realize my joke came out a little too mean