Replying “smash” to everyone’s Mother’s Day instagram posts

i’m constipated and celibate the way i don't give a shit or fuck

Gemini season came in and made everyone crazy immediately lmao

This is actually me to Juno every Friday night

I can’t wait to be half naked frolicking in the Forest with my besties in a few weeks omg

Me af. Real lover girl energy

Halfway thru pride month and I have yet to kiss a beautiful woman.. seems very homophobic if you ask me

Gave Shleb a key to my place & she used it today to chill w my cat and smoke my wax. Friendship.. pass it on <3

the love of ur life is latina and insane

I’m like a disney princess but instead of squirrels and bluebirds I attract schizophrenics and alcoholics and the unmedicated

feeling like im smarter than people doesn’t make me feel good at all really. it actually scares me a lot

As someone who works in mental health housing, I’ll let yall know how this works out over here. Because so far this year has been a mess.

i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate

So, you actually don’t want to fix fertility rates. You want slaves. Hope this helps!

This man really looked into my soul last night and said “Yeah you probably wanna name your first kid something like Treebark Salmon” bye how’d you know

25% of Americans are going into debt to buy groceries with buy now, pay later programs. 770,000 are homeless. 68,000 die each year due to a lack of healthcare. And US billionaire wealth increased by $327,296 in the time it took you to read that. But sure, UFOs.

I am so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am