Laugh now, bozo.

It was never in doubt. Our style of play has improved a lot despite the losses to Liverpool and Brighton majorly due to individual errors. We need to convert our chances though, should have been an easy 6-0 today

Sigmund and Jerry to Ten Hag after the Southampton game

Shame because of this? It's not even about the red card. It was all United after the penalty save. Na you shame catch na 🤣

Zirkzee needs to up his finishing please

De ligt was so solid especially in that first half

Thank you Onana. De Gea won't have saved that

Dalot wanted to ruin our weekend but God said no. I can never trust that Portuguese. He's a ticking time bomb

Nobody was throwing loose passes until Casemiro came on. Yes he had an assist but I was worried about his presence immediately he came on

No be you dey watch ball with stats? I dey follow your footsteps. Or you done repent?

Uche dey complain about stats Wonders shall never end 🤣

Ten Hag out fans getting angry because other United fans are milking an away victory Do you know what would have happened if we lost? 😂

😂🤣

Anyways, it's just Southampton. We move

Who go injure Haaland for us?

That LW is for Garnacho and Rashford. Nobody is touching Amad on the RW. The boy is magic. It's crazy how he makes the right decisions 95% of the time

Na him this guy Sigmund say we must keep clean sheet or them sack ten hag 🤣

An away victory and cleansheet is getting Ten Hag out fans angry 😂

Start Ugarte on Tuesday night