you lot are honestly so weird for liking this, this is literally how the uk looks every single day from november to february and it’s literally foul. just say you like being vitamin D deprived and leave it at that

never realised how much a 2-day work meeting could take it out of me, i’ve never been so ready to shut myself in my room and lay horizontal alone for the rest of the day

why has summer literally ended overnight and we’ve been drop kicked into autumn

feel so good not being hungover on a weekend morning for a change

laura kuenssberg literally never gives it a rest does she

getting older is slowly realising you’re becoming more and more lactose intolerant 🫠

the evil strictly come dancing is back

this is my phone’s way of telling me i have issues

i need more suggestions please help twitter x

when i never find love or get married i’ll remember it’s because i’m a party pooper 🤧🤧

this is too much specsavers replying to me i’m dead

oh we’re doing this trend then

having to work full-time to earn money to pay for your travel to work