before you turn 30 you should survive a global pandemic, get through a devestating breakup and a trade war with your closest political ally

it’s my full birthday give me full attention

two wines in and I’m happy to announce ive got a crush on everyone

BREAKING: Mark Carney has been elected Prime Minister of Canada as the Liberal Party secures a historic victory — sending a HUGE message to Donald Trump! Let’s go!

dutton losing his electorate, and losing to a woman! #AusVotes2025

the seat of dickson to Peter Dutton

australia, i love you

G.S. Quay The real long COVID was the bisexual friends we made along the way

please leave me and my brain that has never been the same since i had covid alone

mind you he had a whole song as a warning

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

going on a date with a man so insignificant that I’ve genuinely forgotten what he looks like

if it’s okay with everyone i’m just going to drink every day between now and monday

saving money?? no sorry it’s summer i don’t know what you mean

i could never leave this app

me at 1am:

all men should start bald and should have to earn every hair on their head

justifying every bad decision i make by saying ‘it’s what susannah would’ve wanted’

getting drunk on a thursday when you have work the next day: :) getting drunk on a monday, tuesday or wednesday when you have work the next day: :’(