APC’s death .

Where una dey see these babes?

I speak for all men when I saw NO man calls a woman “pick me”.

HR: What’s your salary expectation? Candidate: ₦800,000 – ₦1,000,000 monthly. HR: You’re the best fit for the role, but we can only offer ₦700,000. Candidate: Okay, ₦700,000 is fine. HR: How soon can you start? Meanwhile, the actual budget for the role is ₦1,500,000. HR

This is why you should make hangout plans with women who like you

Yes tf😂

Another day to thank God for the spirit of forming, anything wey go spoil my steeze outside you no fit see me there

ahh if she is billing you, chances are she doesn’t like you. we all know babes use billing to chase people they don’t like away

You have not unlocked her yet☺️

I attend wedding parties and Owambe with the conclusion that I won't be served any food. If the food doesn't come to where I'm seated, I will witness the event, greet the celebrant and leave. Gfb I rush for something as insignificant as a cake.

To get pride sweet. You go always compose even if hunger wan kill you.

Me that I step back when people are rushing for bus. Lmao. God forbid o😂

• You shameless institution, give Raye her certificate NYSC NDHQ

Hmmm x.com/VChimzi/status…

What access bank did to me yesterday eh I quickly signed up on opay and moved my money there

When y'all post pictures, do you hoard like 2 more pictures so when someone drops a hate comment, you use the remaining 2 pictures as a rebuttal?

You’re meant to marry the softest kindest most loving woman you know, why are you guys talking to mechanics?

Dont think I’ll ever understand the Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool hate as if he doesn’t do a good job at it

For your own sanity.

Una never jam troublesome police men They will legit tell you to be opening the page to show them what they're asking for You tell them to look for it themselves and problem don start