Told my plug to send me a pic of him scaling it and this what this mf sent smh

The first beaver to ever see moving water be like

I wish I had the patience and dedication of 18 year old me trying to get music to play with quality sound and no commercials in my car.

Bruhhhh hahahaha

Maybe I'll cut my bangs and ask if you still think I'm pretty.

Girl, you look like your info got leaked on Tea.

I feel like ALL 28-32 year old women who are married and in good situations at home are fundamentally unhappy and bored. Am I wrong?

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This is what they took from us.

Fellas, you don’t need this kind of negativity in your lives.

Has anyone else done this glitch in Fable 2 where you get dropped into the undeveloped village below?! It's the little things. Go try it if you have it and let's discuss.

If she drinks & you never get drunk texts, I got some news for you bro

smoking with a white girl rn she sayin thank u every time I pass the blunt 😩

Addicted to Tylenol PM

It's always "how are your tits" and never "how are you?"

Same comment, different generic anon avi.

I kept them big so instead of saying "you're not healed yet?!?" You should be thanking me. The process is longer and more strenuous because I kept my titties fat. My mommy milkers full. My bondonkers bodacious. Cut me some slack.

gonna post a thirst trap for 7 likes just to feel something