CJ tearing in for half time like a man who left the immersion on #IREvNZL

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

GitHub adds unlimited free private repos for all!

Deal or no deal? #BrexitVote

My walk this morning...

“Alright, it’s time to let my personality go fucking crazy” -every dad talking to a waitress

Not looking forward to hitting the big 3-0 Welcome to life in your 30s 📱💊💆‍♀️ x.com/i/events/11163…

End of Veep 😢

A timely reminder of the 13 seasons in Ireland: Winter Slightly less winter Winter-spring Spring Winter Summer (1 week) Autumn-ish Another spring Winter-Spring Winter Summer (1 week) Autumn Winter

Deep fake video is here. The 2020 US election is going to be interesting

About half of them

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So the shares have officially been transferred to Newcastle United's new owners. The money has been transferred to the former owner Mike Ashley. Statement incoming. #NUFCTakeover #nufc #pek

Newcastle 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗. 🖤🤍

Yesssssssss. We can dare to hope again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🙋🏼‍♂️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

Welcome to the Toon Eddie! #HoweayTheLads #NUFC ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️

We’re Newcastle and we’re bottom of the league. #NUFC