why am so i stunning and beautiful and mesmerising in person but incapable of looking nice in any photos taken of me that aren't selfies. this is backed up by science (all of my friends and family agreeing). life is extremely difficult

the nigel saga is never-ending. went for a pint with aidan a week ago, nigel was on the table next to us, just received this text from aidan, nigel AGAIN, i may have been the one to kiss him but grundy is gonna be the one to marry him mark my words

getting you me at six standing wembley tickets is more difficult than it was getting taylor swift eras tour tickets

you me at six standing wembley tickets secured after 4 attempts 🫡

absolutely hate cleaning then realised im an adult with a full time job and can just hire a cleaner to do it for me. now have someone doing a deep clean of the flat on weds n then coming fortnightly to do all the jobs we don't wanna do. im so excited for the oven to be scrubbed

sorting through my food cupboard, throwing away out of date cans tins herbs n spices. tell me why a bottle of ketchup i bought from the corner shop 2 weeks ago says 'best before 09/2023'

its robbie williams week - buzzin to be off me tits on rose wine with all the mums singing rock dj with holly

got home from a festival with no signal for 4 days and the first thing i see is a tweet from jedward letting me know trump got shot, officially back in reality now

single again, time to log back into twitter and start oversharing my trauma online again

downloaded hinge, not bc im ready but bc i wanted validation. all of my prompts involve jedward and i have more ugly photos than good ones and men still fancy me. now time to delete hinge bc i know i still got it and that's all i needed

#BBUK

missing jenry #bbuk