“Yes we’ve signed a new striker, we’ve finally got our new…”

FIFA can suck my fat blue balls what an organisation

Find me a better 19th hole on earth than this

I know my winner

They said 5-0 PSG you know

Trump gonna go home thinking chelsea are the greatest team ever 😭

“But but Chelsea had an easy route to the final!” Yeah you’re right it was pretty fucking easy wasn’t it.

Why’s the football manager stat screen in the background

Anyone else have a bookie?

That was so so poor

Did any of our shots actually end up in the lower tier of the stands?

Saturday is personal.

STOP THE COUNT!!

I swear if I have to watch another season of Liverpool stinking up the pitch for 90 minutes and still coming away with 3 points

UEFA have just moved Chelsea’s trophy presentation forward by 3 hours

It appears for the most part our team has forgotten how to kick a ball

At least they know how to head it

The double standards we’ve heard this window is incredible

Golf.

💙✨ Enzo Maresca: “This is my second season at Chelsea but we had never won last minute at home before”. “The reason why I got sent off? It was instinctive… but maybe it was worth it”, said at Festival Dello Sport.