Nobody in Britain can believe it’s Christmas next week

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In programming you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

Debugging is like an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you're going to start crying at inappropriate times.

Now that's a real Jenkins pipeline.

Things to do when it rains: -Stare at the rain -Frown at the rain -Talk about times it’s rained in the past -Talk about how it might rain in the future -Get caught in the rain -Describe the rain -Moan about the rain -Say you quite like rain -Remember you’ve left the washing out

Chinook in all its glory 👏

"GitHub's 'related issues' feature has a high level of engagement"

“Erm... can I borrow you a sec... I think I might have... done something... quite bad?” Translation: I’m quite sure I accidentally just deleted the entire company’s database

It's here! The source code for the COVID-19 BETA Apps. ✅Android: github.com/nhsx/COVID-19-… ✅iOS: github.com/nhsx/COVID-19-… ✅Documentation: github.com/nhsx/COVID-19-…

IERS has announced no leap second this year. 😢 Though to be fair, you can't blame them not wanting to prolong 2020 for even a second longer than it has to be...

People are plenty productive. It's systems that aren't. It's the process, the methods, the overbearing oversight, the absence of trust, the incessant checking-in, the lack of contiguous time, and the red tape that bog things down, not the people doing the work itself.

Success

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Err. Starbucks UK, I'm confused. The discount looks like it made the price go up?

From Cadets to Adult Volunteers, everyone can learn new skills in the Cadets. A new report released today shows just how far reaching their impact is: ow.ly/EReJ50EWyQw

the invention of flying

And just like that, PlayerData turns 5 today 🥳🎉 Today we celebrate our amazing #PlayerDataCommunity for making it all possible. To have had the opportunity to help thousands of athletes discover their true potential through the use of data has been a dream come true 🙌.