That ‘metal door’ tweet is a hit because Nairobi is classist in ways we pretend not to see. The city runs on subtle hierarchies — accents, hobbies, neighbourhoods, even what you post. And everyone is trying to climb.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't forget to submit your KCSE certificate,we need to check them grades too 😊

Ukoloni mamboleo is already manifesting,as was described in the books

🤣🤣🤣🤣 with your B stand na wanataka A or nothing

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In short hii ni ngoma ya Habanos, BND,🤣🤣🤣 which basically represents almost all kenyan clubs music

Shein doors??🤣🤣🤣

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If whoever I'm dating should be grounds for ruining our friendship then I'd rather not be friends 😊😅💯💯💯 Unless whoever you are dating is violent, or toxic, I don't care whether you date girls or boys or cousins 🤧

What do you want us to discuss??😅😅😅 We cannot wake up and discuss politics and economy everyday,. In this 3rd world country people are unemployed, they are poor, they have time, how can we discuss wealth if only 125 families have experienced it? How can we discuss Insurances

"I thought it was something to do with tyres" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂We Makanika inûka! Enda home 😂

It's girl maintenance day 🥳🥳. Leo sasa ni kuketi chini,nishike ka quarter, I have a whole day of being taken care of 😊😊 Yeah, my man,my man 😌

I sold my bed after upgrading two weeks ago and this guy has not paid me yet 😪😪😪😪. Nilipeleka old couch home mkaniambia, oooh, ningeuza, now I've sold the bed kwa mtu wa second hand na hanilipi 🤣🤣🤣💔💔💔 I can't even say how much he bought it for 😪💔(my campus

And after thinking they now belong,, they want to look down at people who are where they were

I'm supposed to gift someone a bag and I can't choose 😔😔😭

Nimenunua credit ya Airtel ya 2000 bob by mistake 😭😭😭😪😪 chai inaonja sumu

Louder backbenchers wasikie 😊. Akikupenda anakuweka vizuri anakuangalia

Let's fix it 😜,,, Wasichana mko Ruiru bypass mkuje niwa plug the best nail tech,, 4 weeks later and all my nails were still intact 💯💯

🤣🤣🤣 I honestly don't care what he does when I'm not around him 💯💯 .. As long as I'm not disrespected and I'm well taken care of

I'm not anyone's potential wife 😌😌😌. I'm not looking forward to it, I do not acknowledge or respect it. infact my man knows that and he doesn't mind having me as 'just his girl '. Bibi atafute type yake huko nje, I just wanna look good and party