How can you be this fucking stupid

I still don’t have a fucking clue what the storyline of Stranger Things is meant to be

What the fuck are you doing

Fuckinell we’re as bad as the red shite ere what’s going on

Grace Slick

I genuinely don’t reckon there’s anything worse than a full house clean yeno. Fucking soul destroying

Experian have just had me fucking kecks down there “there has been a hard search on your credit file” just paid £15.00 to see wa it was and it’s from fucking October when I applied for a Credit Card hahaha fair play ye rats

The coolest guy alive

42k minutes is horrendous from me. Need to get those minutes up in 2026

First year The Beatles aren’t in me top 5, sickening

Love Actually is a horrendous Christmas film. Andrew Lincoln wants to shag his best mate’s tart, Alan Rickman wants to shag the office bike and Hugh Grant wants to shag the help. Horny cats who can’t keep it in their kecks

He fucking hates walking with a coat on

Gotta wrap her birthday and Christmas presents tonight whilst she’s out and I don’t think 1 bottle of wine is gonna do it. I’ll pay someone to come wrap them

Twat of a group for Scotland tha

Rio Ferdinand is painful

Thought Eurovision was next year?

I wrap gifts like I’m Michael J Fox mate it’s embarrassing

Your ego is writing cheques your body can’t cash

Sensational soundtrack on Top Gun but I feel like it’s just a film created from Louie Spence’s wet dream

I don’t get paid enough to do the job I do now, which pays my bills. Why the fuck would I wanna risk all that to go and fight a rich man’s war