Without a doubt, the best part of coming home is my dog

Lol @ everyone who said I couldn’t

My extreme sport is poker facing the movie workers as I hustle in enough food in my purse to feed a small army

My dudes, I’m just trying to be the person my mom thinks I am

Oh look, it’s one of the politians who voted to restrict abortion access bc he just really values ~women’s health~ cited:usatoday.com

Marriages lasted longer 50 years ago in part bc most women didn’t have the means to leave their husbands, not because they believed you have to “work through” an abusive relationship. Don’t be ashamed to know you deserve better and go looking for it.

These ads are incredibly beautiful and incredibly sad.

So I’ve got good news and bad news Bad news: the earth is dying Good news: it won’t last long enough for me to regret the decisions I make when I’m young & dumb

Imagine, a sugar daddy but like instead of money I get gifts on Pokémon Go.

🤡 <- me

Mom: you look stressed Me: well yea, that’s my permanent state of being

Every social media app: here’s a fun reminder of how much 2019 sucked set to upbeat music!

God adding “sensitive” in my DNA x.com/jukvzi/status/…

*Mom gets my sister and her bf a couples cooking class for Christmas* Me: oh that’s so cool! Mom: I can get you one too! Me: a couples cooking class? I’m single Mom: I thought maybe you could take Alyssa Antuna Even my mom knows we d8 😅👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼💞

College students: - Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents - Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18 - Don’t get tuition refund - Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing - Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs - Don’t get student loan forgiveness - ?????

Family: plz don’t say anything controversial while we’re all together Me: working class people shouldn’t starve Family: 👁👄👁