ah shit the key to happiness really is just food, water, exercise, sun, security, relationships, gratitude, and purpose

“No gods, no masters” buddy I will find your god in three questions. Maybe he doesn’t have a name or a book, but you have a god.

have u tried kissing a pretty brunette on the forehead about it?

Touch grass, anon

how could you be sad. did you forget that you once held hands with your mother who once held hands with her mother who once held hands with her mother who once held hands with her mother who once

"Maternal joys" {1870s} By ~ Luigi Busi

if you truly loved yourself, you’d do difficult things

Over the past few weeks, my 4 y.o. somehow taught himself to read by playing Minecraft. I had previously been unsuccessful at teaching him to read syllables & words, beyond just memorizing the alphabet (which he has known for a while) The only problem in education is motivation.

Chuck Palahniuk, oof

These are so sick.

Men and women are good actually and gender war is asuric ragebait made to lead you away from love.

become very difficult to kill

"my baby won't have screentime before they are two" okay well my baby is watching columbo with me

Interesting bit in the odyssey where Odysseus is immune to the goddess circes poison, he takes his sword out to kill her, she’s overjoyed that he was impervious to her poisons and she immediately asked Odysseus to sleep with her.

i miss him

Birds in Mughal art are some of the most beautiful things ever.