What if instead of Luke Skywalker it was Luke Guywanker and he jerked Obi wan off for fifteen credits

Legally speaking nothing is stopping you from shoving a hornets nest inside your butthole

I’m a slimy little weasel that sucks the life out of every room I enter and I just can’t get enough of AI!

chalking it up to my razor sharp intuition that I posted this like three days before the Olivia Nuzzi story broke

mom says i have to eat my thanksgiving dinner in the shed again because im her special boy and my cousins just cant understand that

Dave Portnoy did 9/11

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight

Cuckold REM singing "That's me in the corner, that's me in the chair, jerking my lil peepee"

Is this meant to convince us he doesn’t suck dick

Christianity On The Spectrum Neurotypical and neurodivergent are fake. The "autistic" people are real humans. "Normals" are actually not human at all. Theyre evil spirits possessing human bodies. Its how they all know what each other mean (hive mind) and why they lack basic empathy and criticsl thinking.

if the coneheads were real rich freaks would pay them thousands of dollars to use them as giant dildos

We need a leftist forrest gump to stumble around from one famous event to another and also get AIDS from Robin wright

Sitting in my parked car outside of my house and doomscrolling for so long I get bedsores >>>>>

*shoving you* ask me what updog is. do it. say the line. do it now

Large boobs

As a man, the quickest way to biohack a first date is to fart directly in her face to overwhelm the decision making part of her brain with your masculine musk

Yeah I have passive income streams and yes I’m a bottom how could you tell

*misunderstanding the prompt* I could easily kick her ass

POV you are inside Olivia Nuzzi’s butthole looking out