Nothing makes me want to snap my computer in half more than Adobe Illustrator.

I’m quitting design and dissolving my mortgage company to pursue a career in comedy.

Too many Chiefs, not enough Indians.

Over the past week I’ve been sliding into business mentor & coaches DM’s asking them how many businesses they started before becoming a mentor/coach. 34 out of 42 told me it was their first business…

Business mentor & coaching services now available for $80/hr. DM me.

Idk what commercial I just caught but superheroes don’t wear jumpsuits made of cotton. Can you imagine how uncomfortable that would be?

Played in the MTG world qualifier. Lost quickly.

Papa John’s sounds so good. 🍕

I have never met a good person with the name Damien.

I’ve just established a men only entrepreneurship group. Hmu.

True love is staying in 4th place on Mario Kart and wrecking everyone so she comes in first.

Career change. Getting a guitar and becoming a rockstar 🎸

One of the kids I coach said “all Dennis Rodman could do is jump and rebound.” Kids are stupid.

Edward Cullen is 104 years old and Bella is 17. We cancel?

I low key kinda miss Walmart sometimes

Scheme.

Sometimes I spell somethin correct and have to mess the word up to make sure that spell check is still in tact. 👌

The damage done to the credibility of AI by ChatGPT engineers building in political bias is irreparable.

I feel like Stan if he’d got to meet slim shady. Gary Simon — good talk

How in the world does Google Docs not have a bulk search and edit function? I should be able to search a phrase or word and then “bold all instances” just like the find and replace tool.