Three yearly favorites (Kansas, Duke, Michigan St.) all in same region. Fully torqued, you guys #MarchMadness

Every single one of these one-seeds could lose in the second round. Beware everyone! #MarchMadness

St. Boneradventure is going Elite 8. Book it #MarchMadness

Shoutout to Yahoo Fantasy Sports for bringing back the Scenario Generator. Still cannot fathom why you decided to take such a brilliant feature away in the first place. You have made commissioners' lives much easier #salute #MarchMadness

Tonight, I'm going to pour myself a tall glass of Merlot, dim the lights, and fill out 14 brackets. A sweltering, hot evening.

My pool now features a 6-year old and an 8-year old. My pool does not discriminate #MarchMadness2018

My 8-year old cousin officially has to pay for her own bracket and is PISSED. Good job by the parents. Truly, the first step of independence #MarchMadness2018

My grandmother (85 years old) asked me if "Gonzales was any good this year?" #MarchMadness2018 Gonzaga Basketball #ZagsNation

This day is the most hectic for fantasy commissioners.

Everyone, please listen up. I am not a customer service provider. I am not your cable company. I am not going to walk you step-by-step, how to log into a Yahoo account and click a few buttons.

One entry literally cannot figure out how to enter the pool. If ANYONE ever tells you this, here are the reasons it is not working...

They are not logged into their Yahoo/ESPN accounts. 99% of the time this is the case. "Oh, my bad. Didn't know you needed to be." So, you figured you could just go to Yahoo, fill out a bracket, and it would magically appear in my pool, and not the millions of other ones.

You know what, that's actually the only reason it won't work. If you click the invite link, IT WILL TAKE YOU DIRECTLY TO THE POOL I AM NOT ANGRY I AM JUST VENTING BECAUSE I'M STRESSED BEYOND WORDS

And whatever happened to trying it out once or twice on your own? Last year, my Aunt Carol texted me at 1:00 a.m. asking how to use Yahoo and PayPal #MarchMadness

Story of my life. Everyone else is getting booty calls and "U up?" texts in the middle of the night while I have Aunt Barb complaining she can't remember her throwaway Yahoo email she uses once a year #MarchMadness

One entry of the 78 in my pool picked UMBC over Virginia. He also picked Syracuse to win the title. This is a future lawyer #MarchMadness UMBC Athletics

Of the 78 entires, 21 had Virginia winning the title and 43 had them in their Final Four. These people are screwed #MarchMadness

My six-year old nephew is currently in 6th place with the bracket name "Jimmy's Poopy Bracket." His logo is a smiling turd emoji spinning a basketball on its finger. I hate March. #MarchMadness

This also applies to everyone that had Virginia/Zona/Tennessee coming out of the South region vs. everyone that had Cincy. x.com/marchmadness/s…

every year at this time, the people that didn’t know how to figure out basic deadline dates and times are suddenly capable of calculating the financial implications in dozens of win scenarios