Money I’ve spent on boda rides is enough to buy a new senke

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done so I’m just going to keep doing that.

ke di birthday, ke di friendsmas, ke di concert, with one salary

Albert Ojwang died for saying the truth 🇰🇪

The problems I want to have next year🤧🕯

when you're high as fuck and someone won’t stop talking

Fellow Singapoorians,

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

do i cross your mind as much as you do mine

Get straight to the point when you talking to me.

When you finally hit "is this even worth my energy" era

life is too short tell his mom what he did to you

Uko texts ni mingi na sijajua kuteleport bado😔

My new favourite comment on tiktok is "ni tubaya aki"

I don’t want a relationship

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

You’ll never hear from me shame.