i’d end my life from loneliness before i ever talk to chatgpt like it’s my friend

Buzzballs is actually gimmick, anyone saying they got drunk off 1 is pretending

Im dead thats not even crazy value either

This is nothing profound man im dead

Striking still better than grappling, Khamzat will have his time

Sesko somehow worse than Gyokeres today.

I might be cooked man all i think about is sparring

Add ticket inspector and tax collector to this

Even if you cut off a leg it might not be enough

Nah its acc kinda real

Looking like Lee Gunner at 27 is crazy work man

I’ve always wondered, whats the point of signing off on emails when your name is already there

Pandemic taught us you can do the exact same job at home, yet they now require you to spend £250 and ~40hours unpaid a month to commute

Perfectly reasonable fear to have

Eberechi Eze on the rumours of his transfer to spurs:

EZEEEEEE

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

Lets not rewrite history, bitesize was cheeks 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I wanna pivot into a boxing arc, however kicking niggas is too fun unfortunately

Gyokeres highest goal to game ratio in the emirates era