very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy.

The old woman on the 13 bus who, unsteady on her feet, moved from pole to pole towards the front of the bus as it approached her stop. When she got to my seat she leaned in to my ear real close and whispered:

'Like fuckin Tarzan I am'

Me after talking to autistic bestie

The sigh of relief when you hear *those* horns and it’s Harlem Shuffle and not Jump Around

you dont really appreciate having a normal sized butt crack until you see two people on the outer edges of the spectrum like this

today is the day…

Yes

Animal Crossing or Power Wash Simulator?

Delighted to see that Reform are fielding Terry Tibbs in my local area.

Desperately need one of these

Hi Cadbury UK, hear me out

Tripledecker

someone threw this bear sculpture (which is part of a public art trail) into the thames in kingston and i'm crying look at this photo, look at its face omg 😭😭😭😭

I freeze and stare at Twitter like it’s an alien then I immediately forget and go feral again.

It’s still on instagram lads instagram.com/sylvaniandrama

When the Tops are on the prowl

Has anyone got that deep sea graphic that shows just how deep it is and what lives there?? I feel the need to look at it (I’m reading that cable repair long read)

Bought so many trinkets this week, and you know what? I fucking deserve them.