It’s Tuesday again:

i casually mentioned to my wife how ive started smiling with my eyes at work to signal no-threat and increase a sense of camaraderie and she's like "what what do you mean smile with your eyes" and i showed her and she told me to never make that face again

you know what, instead of giving whistleblower testimony against boeing today as planned, what if i just commit suicide in my car instead

Everytime I see this I gotta watch it 20 times

2024: still rotting, but poetically

Kinda miss the me I was when I was constantly posting on here

deftones is really like oasis for mexicans

you ever have just a full 13 hours of dreams, and wake up disoriented as hell about the state of your real life???? ok

26 and getting bullied by your geriatric husband and his stalker ex. She should've been at the club

MFs will hear that you made $12.09 generational wealth in crypto (Hot Wallet) and hit your line. Bro you didn’t give me your Cane’s employee discount last time I saw you and now you want ME to help YOU???

I miss when $20 used to mean something

I am so exhausted, I deserve $5,000

Trump gets distracted by a plane flying overhead and says, "I thought that was China."

Forgot i sell shirts hey can one of those engagement bot farms make this go viral or diosdelghetto.com

inducing a manic episode to the background noise of turnstile

hi, from me and my 2024 depression era

i’ll always win