Elon Musk spent $44 billion,... in an attempt to prevent you from retweeting this photo:

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Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.

Some epically funny tweets 🤣🤣

The court has made their decision. Now let them enforce it.

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

Maybe I’ll buy FOX News next.

حسن سجواني 🇦🇪 Hassan Sajwani I hope they keep cursing me on Twitter, as it increases advertising revenue!

“They don’t even bother serving dinner, because employees are at home with their families”

This platform is by far the best way to reach world leaders, CEOs and the cognoscenti in general

I’m breaking X’s terms of service specifically to affect a manifold market. I am the real and true Elon Musk, other of X, not a parody or satire.