as consolation for beating me up mount rainier, wife gave me fifth author 🥲

same tbh

now get coldplay for the conference

legend

"You can't just pop a tent up on a public sidewalk and live there" is like the most basic and reasonable policy imaginable

In 1963 socialists set the Urtabulak gas field on fire and couldn’t figure out how to put it out for 3 years so it burned 420,000,000 cu ft of gas per day straight before they just decided to nuke it.

fertility crisis is a memetic issue

special founders build special companies

I keep trying to post about our new OpenAI robotics roles, but every time I do, the posts get auto-deleted 😝 !!! Will try linking in comments. We’re looking for exceptional software and mechanical engineers as well as a simulation lead and firmware engineer.

the path to agi leads through the enterprise and we are so early

studying the lebesgue integral with the cat

we have a ton of stuff to launch over the next couple of months--new models, products, features, and more. please bear with us through some probable hiccups and capacity crunches. although it may be slightly choppy, we think you'll really love what we've created for you!

Lina Khan deciding if you should be permitted to sell your startup or be forced to deliver additional shareholder value.

doing this next weekend if anyone is interested strava.com/routes/3379962…

costco is a testament to american exceptionalism

someone is dr wife now

It's going to be an exciting week—including hitting 700M weekly active users in ChatGPT, up more than 4x from last year 💥

agreed!

I remember every investor that passed because we sell to schools. Now we’re sitting on $50M+ in contracts and winning 1 in 3 deals. The lesson here is that if you build something people really need, and they have a choice, they will buy it.

landing at sfo is wild