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RolyatSwift

@_djtaytaybones

Third Wheel for hire-Birthdays and Bat/Bar mitvahs.

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I want to know the root of straight male logic when it comes to taking off your shoes and walking around the office in your goddamn socks.

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Quar Reflection #21.5 : Spent a year of my life as a DJ because I got hit in the head with a brick and forgot how to spell.

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My dad just tried to explain to me how VR is going to be the next big thing because he saw some news clip of a teen with a fake vagina hooked up to a porn video that interacted with his penis...”maybe you could transition into something like that.” 🤦‍♀️

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A studio apartment is a storage unit with plumbing. A one bedroom is a storage unit with dry wall and plumbing. A two bedroom is....

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Every time I get a rejection letter for my short film I try to imagine the fat, loveless, culture deprived programmer who said no to it. I SEE YOU!!!!!

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Three very important lessons I’ve learned living in Los Angeles: 1) No one uses their real name, you should probably ditch yours. 2) Mostly everyone you will meet was either raised in a cult or is currently an active member. 3) All roads lead to Dipl*

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If I have to hear one more showbiz origin story on a first date I’m going to tie rocks onto my body and walk straight into the ocean…