Please, we used to ask this at school on a regular 💀

Smdh

My bonus structure is based on the tickets I closed. Yesterday a coworker's keyboard stopped working. He filed a ticket. Instead of replacing it, I stole the keyboard from the receptionist's desk and gave it to him. Now the receptionist filed another ticket: "My keyboard is

He’s been going over 30-35 years now. Lives and breathes the club. Fair play to him

Not to be on his side but there are lots of excellent Windows laptops you can use for editing 😂 use whatever you want but at least do your research so you know other comparable or even better options are available

So I can run “Not sure, I have to ask my wife first” all day and go about my business

It's not over until it's over.

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Yeah yeah yeah… Arsenal scored a late goal and it was great. But that wasn’t the real victory! For the first time this campaign, Arsenal played a Premier League match, and no one came off injured! 🎉🥳

Newcastle fans watching their team physically assault players Newcastle fans watching their players getting assaulted back

Gabriel should have DEFO faced repercussions. Unfortunately, Newcastle have been playing this game of GBH at SJP for 3+ years against us now. Gabriel was rattled & decide to do what Bruno G & Joelinton have got away with for years. So Newcastle fans complaining, Suck your mum

Igniting our comeback 💥

Tell me you're old, without actually telling me you're old. Me:

I don’t care what’s posted on that mf, I’m not downloading threads

Quite possibly the easiest decision ever…

This is the most bad vibes tweet I’ve seen in a minute

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, Michelle Obama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

TL cleanse *clears throat* 🗣️THE GREATEST BEND OVER (Take It Easy) IS OFFICIALLY UP FOR GRAMMY® CONSIDERATION IN THE BEST GLOBAL MUSIC PERFORMANCE CATEGORY Big up Full Blown & Yung Bredda! I love this so much for them!!!! 🥹

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you