Is there a more satisfying snack than a couple mid-morning chewable Tums, I think not!

The everything shower starts way before the shower, that’s the key to a good one

Dear @chrissyteigen, I’ve only been asking for 6 years, PLEASE will you be my Valentine, I will get you the best snacks! 💕

Do I wish my therapist a happy Valentine’s Day in our session tomorrow

[licking a finger and holding it up to the sky to gauge the direction of the wind] corn's coming in

Here’s what only someone who has seen the hilarious musical Shucked would understand: Me: what’s happening onstage? Husband: The douche bag from Tampa is pushing a heavy rock

Me on a SAN - - > EWR flight tonight. Jess and I have so much in common.

I’m worried @/GrandHotelBWY has contracted independent musical theatre digital influencers to do “grassroots” marketing for them and I don’t like it.

Shucked influencer marketing

“I knew I wanted this to be a show about outliers,” the writer Robert Horn said of “Shucked,” the new musical-comedy that he developed with the country musicians Brandy Clark and Shane McAnally. nyti.ms/3n8wegK

I am madly in love with Brandy Clark and we are all so lucky to live on this planet at the same time as her, look at her shine

The brilliant Shucked marketing team:

I’m just wondering if the Shucked marketing team and Barbie Movie marketing team should hang out?

Three plus size women are nominated for Best Actress in a Featured Role in a Musical The Tony Awards for roles that have nothing to do with their bodies. Beaming for Juj Into the Woods on Broadway, NaTasha Y. Williams Some Like It Hot Musical and my friend @BeltingBonnie Kimberly Akimbo on Broadway. THIS is Broadway.

It feels like a small thing but also so big to me — got a pair of jeans at Madewell a few months ago that fit my body so well, and it just became available in a different color wash, and they arrive tomorrow, and I’m so grateful to Madewell for their A+ plus sizing. Perfection.

Sometimes I wish Michelle Obama would come to my apartment and she would snuggle with me on the couch and we’d eat pizza and ice cream cones and talk about our feelings.

A club where you sit in silence and untangle necklaces

I love this thread. Also loving the attention on brand partnerships and brand experiences from the Barbie marketing team. 🩷

This is the real Declaration of Independence idc