My body hates me.

I'm not a farmer, but we sure do love them! #ForTheFarmers

Humanity’s most impressive survival instinct is the instinct to pull your feet under your blanket to protect yourself from monsters. No one taught you. You never saw others do it. You just knew. We all just knew.

Nearly 70% of Americans have less than $1,000 in their savings accounts, according to a 2019 survey. 45% have no savings at all.

Millennials and Generation Z voters are set to hold 37.5% of the electorate on November 3rd. With a high turnout, they could determine the outcome of the 2020 Presidential election.

I'll go clubbing any night of the week.

Always worth it

Couple gains

I will forever retweet

I dont even mind being on hold for half an hour when the music slaps #prettysurethatsadoorcreaking #onbeatthough

If you hear weird noises In the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

After you eat McDonalds you gotta ask yourself what did I gain. Because it definitely wasn’t a full belly or nutrition

“Guard Dog Ignores Staged Robber During Training Exercise In Thai Jewel Store”

No matter how much pasta you pour in the pot, it never seems like enough until it's too much.

O' the panda-monium

Subway really just normalized eating an entire loaf of bread.