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I can’t be taken anywhere

Are you at Digital Transformation EXPO (DTX) Manchester today? So are we. Look out for co-founder, Dave, on the "What hidden horrors and cyber nightmares keep you up at night" panel (1pm, Threat Detection and Response Stage). He may even make another appearance tomorrow 👀. Say hi👋 if you see us!

Goose at the airport…

Swag reversal! The amazing Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 in our swag instead of me in hers. Sam has joined (well sampled) the dark side!

Massive FOMO today for all my friends at BSidesLeeds - sorry can’t make it today but everyone have a great time - Gerard make sure Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 drinks lots of water would you (and given the pictures of last night Lady Cyber Rosie might need some too)

Working from home means you can be there for family, like when your daughter decides to projectile vomit - hugs, child cleaned and now we unleash George

Minor rant about crap sales on linkedin, how to take an excellent bit of tech like ShokzUK headphones and ruin a potential relationship.... linkedin.com/posts/davewmck…

Hey YOU yes YOU why have you not submitted a talk to BSides Newcastle this year? If you are unsure if you should the my DMs are open to chat - and it would make a nice difference from the usual bots trying to entice me…. Seriously though - talking at an easy and open BSides

Dublin, I am in fact “in you”

Dave has met BigDave #imetbigdave 𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛

Dublin - hello again - some might argue that it is a very long trip for a free burger. I would not.

Folk that stand in a long line for the cafe, then try to decide what they fancy when they get to the till Special place in hell.

Today I downloaded windbg and used it for the first time in a LONG time. This is what MS Teams has forced me to.

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I’ve got a wee stall in Ayr today! Do I have any pals in Ayr? I’m in the Cutty-Sark Centre till 4pm ✌️