Lara Croft and Paramore both on Strictly, BBC 1, Primetime. This is my night

No offence but I know autumn comes every single year and I know it gets cold and it gets dark, but why is it I never quite expect it to be 1) This Cold and 2) This Dark ?

Hiya hunny

Ottum 🍂

I NEED n e e d (need) Vito’s outfit #Strictly

We have a day bed in one of our spare rooms/the office which is just a wee single bed and, honestly, changing it is SO easy compared to the Harrowing Hellscape that is a king duvet. The speed and efficiency at which I can make it up makes me feel as though I can achieve anything.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles!

At the chippy van that comes to our village on Saturdays and a man has ordered 6 fish suppers, with NO salt and vinegar on ANY of them. Jail.

Duolingo is so dramatic I literally haven’t practised in 12 hours

Still wake up multiple times in the night sometimes because I’ve been having the SAME dream that there is homework I haven’t completed for school that day or that I have an exam I haven’t studied for years and years and years later. Plz stop

Had enough, mon ami? AJ LoCascio♥️♠️♦️♣️ - presumably this is the 1000th of these you’ve seen this week ♦️

November 1st and I have officially entered tartan-pyjamas-the-moment-upon-returning-from-work season

I am so glad more of the rest of the world are now as obsessed with Aubrey Plaza as I have been for the past decade

Starting my day with heart heavy for the USA… Also, a lot of closet bigots and racists on my timeline… 🤡😬 🚮

Just been for a two hour walk in the forest and now I might eat pizza in a mid-afternoon bath 🌲 🫧 🍕 #Sunday

Getting into double figures in reactions on your Teams message in the chat is a feeling unlike no other. Power previously unknown to humankind

See you where the sky is bluer bsky.app/profile/craigr…

Chrizmiss