I have no idea why when I see a person I am very attracted to my brain short circuits and I immediately start practicing scales on the guitar. Weird instinct. If I do C# dorian fast enough they'll think I'm hot

my body is a machine that turns uncuddled girlfriend into cuddled girlfriend

rip Morgan Spurlock, you were a cool twy lyric

we are writing a lot of music, it’s going great, Andy is making pasta, we are listening to Primus, life is pleasant in this moment

Okay this is the second “_____ could’ve been her me espresso” tweet I’ve seen and I’m baffled do y’all not remember Call Me Maybe?? Run Away with Me??

Tove Lo and S.G. Lewis are Ellie Goulding and Calvin Harris for people who’s Taylor Swift is Charli XCX

I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

One of the funniest behaviors I regularly indulge in is believing I am morally superior to others due to my marginally better taste in media consumption

pilot the eva, kamala. or joe will have to do it again.

if you want to start a band or make music or book shows, you should just do it. worst thing that can happen is nothing, which is already what you’re doing by not doing it.

Phoebe You can’t have ears anymore… because of chainsaw man… and woke…

An electric Toyota Tacoma, no touch screens, no AI assistants, just a toyota Tacoma with an electric motor and make it 10 grand That is all anyone actually wants

telling my boss I have concepts of a plan

I have been sniped

i hated church as a child because the barefoot contessa aired at 10am on food network & even at 8 years old, i knew preparing an elegant arugula salad (with really good olive oil) for fabulous gay friends was much more important than god