Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

i wanna get into business shorts. cuz its hot and i work at a business. where are yall buying business shorts?

what a wild, fun, stressful, exhausting, fulfilling year it’s been #teamjoe

shoutout jessica porter

now that we’ve reached 70 degree weather I am once again asking if I should cut all my hair off

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Future needs to remake “Jolene” but call it “Codeine”. I hear it. It’s a hit

“Codeine. Codeine. Codeine. Codeine.. I’m begging you don’t make me spend these bands” 💰

do anybody got beef with me while it’s in the air????

im sorry but why did he pull up here looking like farrah fawcett??

for the girls and the gays — the time is upon us. what are we getting at the sephora sale??

some of us just built different I guess

are we ever gonna find out what scooter braun did???? i need to free up some brain space

🗣️YEAH JOE

Is this not the plot of Jane Eyre

I’m not gonna lie glorilla and sexyy red kinda make me wish I lived a different life lmao because why am I walking round talmbout “fuck my baby dad fuck my baby dad” indignant as hell like I have those problems 😭😭😭

method man should not get to be this fine AND fun if i can’t have him!!!!

my toxic trait is I want everyone I know to share their location w me so I can see where all my lil sims are at all times 😭😭😭😭😭😭

let’s gooooooo

When all the flights and hotels are booked and you can start googling things like 'best tapas'