not now kitten, daddy's baseball team fucking sucks

i’d rather go to heII than a jelly roll concert

elon musk turned on his vibrator

the meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. he was 86. but he felt like 75.

Get his ass….Tucker Carlson??

Trump bombed Iran, looks like Elon was right, they must have him on tape with kids, he can’t say no to Netanyahu

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

then explain how i'm married to the game

It’s SOOOO EASY to be a man you just have to know everything and be good at everything and have a solution to every possible problem

It’s so much closer than we think

If you ever used LimeWire, your knees probably make a sound when you stand up.

Who did this - 😂

The apartment of a nigga who still aint ship your hoodie

Yea I’m taking you to funky town pal.