It's been one year since my brain tried to kill me. The paradox is that I'm better off one year post-stroke than I was one year prior.

The Browns have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Happy mother's day to those who celebrate

Fixed it

If only you knew how good it could be

My book, Herbs for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, is finally available for sale on Amazon!

Text A250 to be Palantired first

Dad’s looking at their energy bill every month.

Bought lemonade from the neighborhood Jewish kids' stand. Tasted like regret when I heard the proceeds go to AIPAC.

nice tits but i need to be alone right now

This dork wants to be MC Ride so fucking bad

"Okay, so imagine a magic button." "I'm imagining the button." "If you press the button—" "What color is it?" "It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is." "Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—" "That's a

Don’t worry about the boys chat. Worry about the men without a boys chat

Having grok check my pfp to ensure a sufficient number of dogwhistles.

Drunk driving the homies in this would go crazy

A tiny fraction of a dot in a small corner of an unimaginably massive universal expanse made just because God loves me

Anonymous Alex Jones Weird. I actually think the assassination is the thing mostly stirring up the violence.