Your shadow is ruining East Africa's biggest economy with foolishness.

I once applied for the Chief Justice of Kenya job. It was me, Justice William Ouko, Justice Marete Njagi, Justice Said Juma Chitembwe, Martha Koome among others. Koome won…but I gave it a shot, walinifeel 😭

Naeza exchange hii wapi?😂

Let this be the last time you people will be calling my iPhone 7 a 6 or 6s. It's an iPhone 7 128GB.

When I cooked my star shaped chapati aka starpati (because I'm a star) my mother almost disowned me

Me changing my walking style nikiingia ghetto

Umetweet na kimombo lakini tweet imenipata apa Thindigua

“Sharp” 😭

Children have started waiting for me to pass before they continue playing ball

😂😂😂😂

Kama uko na motor unaweza taka ikuwe rewinded hmu

Thinking about that man who told me to go to his place , I declined halafu the next snap he sent a few hrs later was the bare back of another babe . Like sasaaa??😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

Eh ! Tanzanians we never knew your game bana 🤣🤣🤣 Idi Amin Mama must be shaken 🤣

Seeing my uncle's lifeless body on the internet today was never on my bingo cards 💔Rest in peace Engineer Justus Juma 🤍🕊.

😂😂 Kenyans are the real Bros.

But Kenyans, it’s like protests give you an itch you just have to scratch. Sasa Namanga mlikuwa mnapita halafu?

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Gym? Unlikely Jim? Yes

Entitled situationship came to my house unannounced, akanipata na mistress, akavunjanisha laptop yangu. WTF is happening this month??????????????

Sigh. Time to put my throat to work.