Maaann, my bad 𝙛or not posting 𝙛or a long time... Again.

what do you mean this isn’t normal i thought everyone did that.

that sounds bad... whatever that is, it sounds horrifyingly bad.

NUH UH THAT'S PROPAGANDA I'M NOT FALLING FOR!!!!!

paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws

damn that sucks anyways i’m going to sleep.

“what are we doing here?” “i have a surprise for you.” “is it a dinosaur?” “maybe.” “i’ll be your friend again if it’s a dinosaur.”

principals always look like lesbians...... MOM?? 😨

I’M NORMAL I’M NORMAL I’M NORMAL I’M NORMAL I’M NORMAL IM NORMAL I NEED TO BE SEDATED INSTANTLY I GRVAHDHR THENFBFNF RRRR R RRR RRRRRR ROROROROOWOROROROROOROROROROFKDKFOOROOFGOOGOF

i'M FUCGKINHG TWEAKiNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!

(points at a grown ass man) my beautiful petit wife babygirl meowmeow light of my eyes and reason to breathe in this cold cruel world.

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY THEYTHEM UTERUS!!!! IT’S KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what came first, the chicken or the dickhead?

i cook da pizza.

shorty?! could a shorty do this!? what else you wanna call me, a half-pint beansprout midget? i’m still growing you backwater desert idiots!!!

HOLY SHIT! IT’S THE SLENDERMAN!? AND HE’S COOKIN’ HOT DOGS ON THE STOVE!?

have you seen my apartment? clearly i can’t even afford this conversation.

AAAHEEMM- what's up, 𝙛ellas? Haven't posted here in a while, so might as well check up on y'all. How've you guys been?