yes, puertorican, bring that bluetooth speaker to the beach, fuck the beautiful sounds of the waves clashing on the shores, All Hail Bad Bunny

The pretzels in party mix:

Hulu don’t be caring if you fall asleep, you wake up & you already on season 23 episode 34

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

shut up im watching shrek in my head in Spanish

me when i’m hungover

I FOUND HER

my body is a machine that turns my trauma into tweets that get 5 likes

i am accepting 6 students to train under me and learn my ways

don't ever in your life call me through Instagram

I can not drink tequila omg

Black mold isn't really bad for you

I drank all night and I still got up rn to go do my lil 3-4 miles

you met me at a very killing myself time in my life

💃

Chin up chest out ho

I can’t remember the last 7 months

Can u take me to the bookstore so I can pick out a picture book

Dragging da shit out of my pants after a long ass day I really don’t give a fuck no mo