I took my man out for a treat yesterday paid for everything he bought, only to wake up this morning and discover that he had transferred all the money I spent on him back to my bank account. You guys really don’t like being pampered 😭
On my way to The USA 🇺🇸 I ordered an Uber in London to take me to Heathrow Airport, Omo na tesla come pick me o. I done Dey fear o 😂 abeg make CIA and FBI no go mistake me for all these Elon musk boys o, and Aza men. God abeg o.