You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

i don’t even text people gm i just come into their phone asking questions early af like should i get a piercing today like they’re a magic 8 ball

i just bought 9 VPNs. i’ll be in mexico tiktok algorithm by midnight

who selling tiktok screen recordings 🤔?

i don’t trust people that turn hyper-religious out of nowhere like you def did something terrible and the guilt eating you alive

idk if i could handle a music taste gap relationship

i feel safe around ppl who know when im joking and when im serious

I be wanting company but then soon as they drink more than 1 capri sun they can go home fr

how it feels to say "my client"

If I go thru yo phone and ion find nun im slappin ts out u

And don’t get pregnant expecting a congratulations from me🤣 congrats on throwing ur fuckin life away

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore

Girl ask ur stupid fucking boyfriend if he will pick Us up from the club

It’s ok, don’t think anybody saw it

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

me liking tweets that contradict each other because sometimes i see both points & two truths can co-exist

Mr President Donald J. Trump JD Vance Bernie Sanders Robert F. Kennedy Jr Thomas Massie Ro Khanna can we please get aid into GAZA NOW?! Children are starving to death!! We are America. This isnt about politics. This is about humanity.