Some men smashed so many women with boyfriends... they're now afraid of being boyfriends themselves. Period.

People should just save up for brand new phones...those refurbs/ex uk are mostly ex Roysambu

I was about to stop overthinking then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat

kuhost hao madem wa the bag kejani still on my bucket list

Smh😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

If you never got a B plain in English or Kiswahili, don't do a Bachelor of Laws degree!You won't be admitted to the Kenya School of Law!Thousands are still doing a diploma in law,then a llb,then turned down by KSL because they never met the requirements of KSL!

Tell me why a HR is getting paid Kes 100k while an Electrical Engineer in the same company is getting paid Kes 35k. A company making millions on daily basis. Infact how is a teacher being paid Kes 17k? The problems we have in Kenyan Job Markets are HRs. Very mean individuals.

Pre menstruation horniness inaeza fanya fingerprints zipotee banaa

You can see a picture of a guy at 20, and then at 35, and be like "damn, he looks better now than he did then." Never happens with a chick.

Ovulation days za wanaume ni time wakona pesa be advised

There’s a time I replied to a boy immediately after he’d texted me cause the phone was in my hand when his text came in. He told me…you shouldn’t reply that quick, you’re losing aura points. 💀 One of the many reasons I knew he was too immature for me. I don’t play those games

rip to all the girls who lost a good man because they listened to their miserable ass friends

Nimekunjwa hadi Niko sure the clothes in my closet envy me right now

Lakini men who bring girls that are their daughter's agemates to the club huwa mnaishi aje? And girls who go to the club with men their father's age, how do you live? Nauliza tu, sina ubaya.

1. Abraham ……2 wives 2. Jacob….. 4 wives 3. David .……4 wives 4. Solo...... 700 wives 5. Rehoboam….. 18 wives 6. Elkana…..2 wives 8. Lemech .....2 wives And they all found favor in the eyes of the Lord.

If Raila is not very sick or dead, why can’t they record a short clip of him speaking & re-assuring his followers?

When she starts to visit you unannounced

konshens: why party alone kenyans: wanapatialo😂

Why is it that hawa leaders wakidedi they try to hide it from the public?

ODM rushed to dismiss rumours about Raila’s health, even dragging Gachagua & Kalonzo into it. Then they posted a photo “to prove” he’s fine, only for Kenyans to notice the background reads King’s College Hospital, London.