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We all have lines on our lower neck from looking down at our phones.

Hog. Big hog. Big strong hog.

I’ll try anything twice

Feels like everyone’s dog is celebrating a birthday this week

My worlds on fire, how bout yours?

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker

Be your own hero. Kiss your own forehead.

If you think Yugoslavia is still a country, you are dead wrong. It hasn’t even existed since before a lot of us were born. An entire country that you might exist does not. On top of that, 1990 was literally almost 47 years ago. Let that all sink in

IG always telling me my post is doing 95% better than my previous posts.

Imagine if in each golf tournament they put a single land mine somewhere on the course. I’d watch every game.

Hey twitter, It feels like a lot of people are cheating on you right now…

Just a man walking his goose..

Single number 4 “Cellphone” is here. Remember, you don’t need to dream when you can stare at a screen.

FUCKING

I am chorked of the sqwang right now. I’m talking unrecorded levels of voodoo dust in my tias’ cranium. I’ve fit a camel in the eye of a needle, this shit ain’t nothing to me.

I see you copying your tweets on threads

He’s been waiting for this moment for his entire life

YAUGHNIT June 24th 🫦