Yea u joined twitter 2020

Absolutely bizarre — literally everything he is doing on immigration he said he would do. And he has not even done it to the extent he promised he would.

TikToker Natalie Reynolds crying and shouting outside of TikTok headquarters because she wants her account unbanned.

Braves last 17 games… just a disaster

Before you laugh and say this is cool imagine if we lived in the Cars universe. Not so funny now is it

Me in the Chipotle bathroom after a double-meat burrito

Well we don’t really know how funny the joke is because we haven’t seen the guy’s shoes. Can we see them?

new candidate that will raise 50 million dollars and lose by 30 points just dropped

World Series back on

i’d rather go to heII than a jelly roll concert

my wife after I spent the past 37 minutes telling her about Menswear Guy’s drama:

I’ll take my $2k for the 2 kids I already have…

No

[Sources] Penn State’s new private equity owners have recommended converting Beaver Stadium into an office park, and buying out Temple to play their home games at Lincoln Financial Field, which they project will lead to a 3% increase in annual revenue. (This is made up, for now)

CANCEL THE VISA INTERVIEWS Donald J. Trump !!!

Stolen valor.

I would 100% listen to offers on Olson, Sale, and Murphy. Sale is old and realistically has 1-2 more years left in him. The other you want to sell while there’s still perceived value.

Im convinced no one actually likes spotted cow but the internet says it’s good so ppl just go along with it.