My work colleague has just asked me if I want to go for a pint here after work

30 likes on my Vinted post without a single bid

Just paid £20 for a pint and a glass of wine in London. Feel sick. Shaking. Booked a train straight back up north

Ah what a Paul Bastard, that's an unfortunate name

Talking to Manchester United and Spurs fans today

In a pub full of Manchester United fans in Manchester city centre GGMU being sung by everyone. Only one not wearing a red shirt This is going to be a generational hate watch

I want Sheffield United to lose the playoff final because I’m a Leeds fan I want Manchester United to lose this final because I’m a human being

The best 90 minutes of my life

This tweet has aged like fine wine

The ex-dinner ladies that Jim Ratcliffe sacked watching Man Utd lose the Europa final

Harry Gray contract extension immediately

Leeds United, ban Rio Ferdinand, please

I think if there’s one thing we’ve learnt from this playoff final, it’s that 20th place is sorted for one of them next season

You’ve got to be a sick man to enjoy Sheffield United losing the playoff final in added time

Sheffield United and Manchester United losing in two major finals What a week it has been to be a hate watching Leeds United fan

Just slipped in the road on the way to watching the new Final Destination

Would never usually come here for something like this... But I live on the top floor of a building and the lift has been broken for a month. The company responsible does not care in the slightest. What should I do?! 😂