Im not saying I’m god favorite but everytime a guy hurts me his football team starts to lose

You know you look good when you take 2 pictures and you’re satisfied

When they reply to every tiktok you send them 🫶🏻

Idk about y’all’s attachment issues but I want us to be two entangled photons 🪢

You’re not delulu, your mesolymbic pathway is hyperdoperminergic

I was crushing on John Abraham when I was 6 and now I’m 24 and I’m still crushing on him

Staycation with your friends but you stay there forever

Don’t ask healthcare students why we study so much. Do you want us to kill you in the future?

Sometimes I just wanna tweet shit that’ll get me cancelled

Stopped posting pics of me because if you deserve to see me you’ll see me in real life

Normalize crying in public like a baby wahhhhhhhh

Don’t argue with me you’ll get me acting like a chihuahua

My final act of love is praying for you

i hope the trees know i notice them

I keep in touch by liking your stories

Before you do me wrong you should know that god is my bestie and my lawyer

So people actually run marathons for fun? Like, you're not getting chased?

My goal in life is to be a Darshen