Fucking hell Louis’ post 😭

take all of louis tomlinson’s pain, triple it, and give it to simon cowell

Of course Simon Coward turned off the comments on his statement where he basically just regurgitated the boys’ words. Absolute vapid, self centred, piece of shit.

Bitches I haven’t even had my morning caffeine shot but that new rep bodysuit has given me enough energy to slay a damn dragon this morning!!!

Watching Florence + the Machine at the Proms and absolutely cackling at the drummer in the orchestra who’s entire job during Dog Days Are Over was just ‘clap in time.’

I vividly remember getting a McFlurry and asking for a fork instead of a spoon. What a time to be alive.

Idk man, I think y’all have been seeing a different movie ‘cause that was kind of a mess imo. Ray Nicholson as Paul and the scene with all the dancers in Skye’s apartment are my two positive take aways from it. #Smile2 boxd.it/7BYhlz

It’s 24th October and I’ve just seen an actual Christmas advert on TV. Not just a tree subtly in a furniture ad, or a mention of Christmas delivery NO. A full Christmas fashion ad from Peacocks. IT’S A WEEK BEFORE HALLOWEEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!??

Could the costume and make up department not choose one lane for Pete and Jowita’s Joker and Harley? They could have just gone full DCU or full Todd Philips (ideally the latter considering they danced to That’s Life) and it’s pissed me off that they mixed them. #strictly

Just a group of 30+ year old emos in their glow up era. MILLENNIAL PRIDE IS REAL.

The way we all look so much happier, healthier and authentically ourselves. I’m so proud of us, for the GAY™ among a million other things. 7 years went in a blink of an eye, but damn if they didn’t change us all for the better! (I’m still somehow paler than Phil though wtf?!)

The pure look of: ‘Do we have to?’ On my face when Dan asked to do peace signs has absolutely SENT me. Then my millennial jumped out, because I pulled out that pose way too easily…

I fear I will simply be a phannie account while this hell app burns to ground. If you want none phannie content from me please refer to my pinned.

I will admit ‘the four G’s’ concept really had me gagged because yes, I am in fact, a girlie, a gay, a goth and a geek and i didn’t appreciate being read to FILTH by rat boy howell. #titspoilers.

How was my only interaction during the show when Dan came over during the conspiracy iceberg, looked directly at me and saying the words “you really want toilet” like… LISTEN YOU GANGLY RAT.

What’s the going rate for special D&P cards? Not necessarily saying I WILL sell the special I pulled, I’m just interested to see what people have been paying. (It’s not the golden pig.)

Okay, I’ll share my secret. I pulled a sleepy duo and the special Phil photocard from the same single photo pack I got in my M&G merch. I may be a god, I fear I hold too much power.

Being a Phillie means cropping the RAT™ out of the selfie so you can wish the ray of sunshine you adore a happy 38th birthday in PEACE. #happybirthdayphil🤍

You’re telling me I stopped watching #TWD in season 8 after Carl died only to miss Daryl being daddy af to Lydia with sometime co-parent Negan? Not to mention Norman’s voice being soooo🥵 When I tell you I am being FED.