The only Emily that belongs in Paris!

I need someone to catch me up on Eastenders from the point where Syed was dating Christian so I’m ready for the special tomorrow

Could you imagine the uproar if 5 lads rigged out in North face on scramblers with pitbulls went out killing foxes

Have all the Grenfell survivors been adequately rehoused???

2x tickets for Foals in London tonight -message me if u want them

Loves it🥰👰🏼‍♀️

the likes… finally

Funny how Drake drops and suddenly everyone is a House music connor sewer

Beyonce ‘quit your job’ Me in HR this morning:

this energy >

When you’re on a night out and you meet someone called Amanda from York and you swap numbers but you’ve already got an Amanda in your phone

Beyoncé: Bad bitches to the left… Money bitches to the right! Me: *trying to get to each side 😅

Same tbh

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

most powerful bit of tele I’ve seen in a long time