You get 18 summers. Then they're visiting. You get 940 weekends. Then they have their own. You get 6,570 bedtimes. Then silence. Time is the only real currency of parenthood. Spend it wisely. You can't earn more.

🔥🚨BREAKING: The video game console wars are officially over after both Xbox and PlayStation agreed to release their exclusive titles on each other’s system, this is the end of an era that defined gaming since it’s inception, this is history.

For us, it was almost like offseason didn’t count. Stars season was what mattered. Our whole life was measured in hockey seasons.

Throwback to when Manny Ramirez made a running catch, high-fived a fan, and still hosed the runner 💀

Kyle Higashioka comes up HUGE with a bases clearing double in the ninth to secure the Rangers win

Today, 18 Years Ago

The Mexican Senate comes to blows after politicians disagree on using American military intervention to take out the drug cartels.

Dallas fans after losing Luka Doncic and Micah Parsons in the same year 😭

This is child’s play compared to the Luka Doncic trade and I hope everyone knows that.

They went band for band on who can make the worst trade 😭

“The Mavs have the most incompetent organization in the city of Dallas” The Dallas Cowboys:

They took my nightmares and made them real life this is the WORST YEAR EVER!!!!!!

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT EVER PULLING A DALLAS MAVBOYS😤😤

The Dallas Stars with an A+ response to the Cowboys trading Micah Parsons 😂👌 (via Dallas Stars)

Sir, the other 25 year old Dallas franchise player got traded

What goofy hoe posted my boy on the tea app !!

Nico spotted a Twin Peaks Mavs fans still not happy with him